The Disasterhouse has been updated. As has this text conversation with Brown…
ME: Ursula just told me: “At some point, your insurance company is just going to advise burning it down for the insurance money.”
BROWN: “I can’t tell you to do this, but I’m totally telling you to do this.”
ME: You should come home to deal with the insurance guy. I’m not good with subtle nuances.
ME: Or fire.
BROWN: Please tell me if you seriously want me to come home and do not set the house on fire.
BROWN: DO NOT SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE.